April Fools.

wow. its April Fools already? oh wow. well, thats a change. i actually wanted to post about rabbits and how they should never poo in their broken houses. but now, im posting about April 1st.

i mean, ive haven't even planned my annual friend three in a row April fools day joke fun(well thats quite a mouth full(hehe)). it may seem like a long, long...statement, but its pretty easy. all i have to do is plan out three April fool jokes. in a row. and yes, its quite fun.

last years annual friend three in a row April fools day joke fun...jokes were coke pee, water pen and scary cockroach. it was fun...

in coke pee, i almost finished drinking a coke bottle, and, somehow, the last bit looked like pee. so, i just drank it. and it worked. the weird part was that it tasted like pee. hmmm...

in water pen, my friend just simply lend to me his fake water spraying pen. so, i just sprayed it at someone. and i still don't know how that is an April Fools joke.

in scary cockroach, its a little like water pen. just some cheap April Fools joke my friend bought at a cheap selling cheap shop. which is cheap.

hopefully, ill have enough time to plan my next strike...

Earth Hour

well, ive just spent the last hour and a half popping every single bubble in a big big roll of bubble wrap. so, now my freaking finger muscles can't stop moving in a bubble popping action. yes, i got bitched again.

anyway, i don't know a freaking thing about Earth Hour. what is that? is it some kind of giant clock?

five minutes and 6 websites later...

what?! earth hour is some kind of synchronized blackout?! that has nothing to do with earth and/or hour! other than the fact that sixteen states turn off their lights for an hour to save the earth...huh.

so it does.

well anyway, earth hour is a global movement to help save most of the world. hopefully. well, i didn't do it. aww. now all of you, readers think that im not helping to save the world.

but i do. i put my trash into the bins that clearly state 'RECYCLE...bin' instead of putting them into the normal non-recycle bins. now to think of it...why do they even have the non-recycle bins anyway? i mean, they can just force everyone to put their trash in the recycle bins. its not like there's people who spend their day sitting next to bins, biting anyone who puts their trash in the recycle bins. if they are, hougang mall is missing a lot of people.

other cars...

these are just some of my past experiences with nice cars. i had others but, unfortunately, i had no cameras at the time...

VW Golf GTI

i got a comment regarding a request for a VW Golf GTI on my last post so, here it is.



P.S. i had no time to do the back view.

nissan skyline GT

Sex Ed part 2

yea, revenge of the sex(again, haha). and don't have much to say about it. just the same old sexy stuff. hehe. it was just filled with the so called 'educative television', the sexy type. i got millions more.

it was basically on a guy named Jack who has siblings and friends who get hit by wet dreams all around him like some kind of planned bombings from a IRAQ special from Discovery Channel or something. and he doesn't even now what wet dreams are. poor guy. he must think its some kind of killer epidemic.

Rainbow Corn part 2 - return of the me

well, read the title biatches. i finally visited my corn. the second time. after two and a half weeks. it already 8 inches tall! they grow up so fast. anyways, this was the first time we put fertilizer. yes. the gay stuff.

and my science teacher said that if you talk to it, it will grow faster. so, he gave us a moment with our corn. wow. so, i sang 1 song, said 3 jokes(knock knocks(it was a tough crowd, if you know what i mean...)), 2 life stories(how?) and i talked to it for 4 minutes. i sure love bob. and yea, i named it.

i like the greens.

the title really has nothing to do with this post. i think they should do something about the grass in my school. and i know that sounds really random. but really, the grass in my school is growing sooooo slowly. and i know your thinking 'duh, of course its slow, ITS GRASS'. but NO. it does not grow that fast. thats like, god like speed for the grass in my school.

if a guy walks on the grass, 5 seconds later, the freaking grass will DIE in that area. and no one listens to the 'DO NOT STEP ON GRASS' signs. and yes, the text is actually in BLOCK LETTERS. its like, if you listen to those signs, you are considered 'not cool'. its freakin' gay. in like three days(without the guards(they watch the grass)), every piece of grass will be gone.

anyway...

YAY! its sports day on Friday! the sporty sport sporty sport day of the year. and this year, they actually got the guy who runs like 42miles to light the torch. but that guy is probably not gonna run that far(duh...). if only, he'd have to run that far. if only...

im in the most crappy part of the school to do sports day. the p1 and p2s are gonna be in the hall(lucky), the p3 and p4s are gonna be in the courtyard(quite ok...) and im gonna be in the field(im drowning in sweat!). which sucks. i haven't even been in the hall or the courtyard to enjoy sports day. the last few years where at the stadium and they only started doing the sports day in school when i was like, primary 4. and in that time everybody had to be in the same place(the field).

and im also in some sick relay i don't even know about. i mean, my other classmates are in like, sprint, baton, spear, throw and sprint(i couldn't think of anything else). and im in some sick relay called 'class FUN relay'. what kind of sick person would think of that?! what is that?! i don't even know!

tribute to paper clips

i know the title is a little random. but seriously, this is a tribute to paper clips.

see...

the paper clip was invented by Johan Vaaler in 1899. and it was used for quite a long time, until, the paper clip was considered old news. And then, for the rest of its life it was banished, neglected, abused and scarred for life. It was lost in the corners of dirty drawers, put under heavy dictionaries and stuck in the pockets of torn jeans from the start of their short lives to the end. Poor little guy.

but there was still hope for that poor neglected soul, as business men and women everywhere still had to use it to be neat and tidy. and it evolved year after after year to the tough conditions of being a paper clip.

40th post

this is officially my 40th post. and again, this is the longest blog ive ever kept. so, heres some vectors.

M4

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cravings.

happy man said to gay lord that he would like more appleth frog on his omega sauce. berries.

P.S. harry potter got laid on the fifteen day after his good long gay marriage.

points.

well, this is my longest blog i've ever kept. or is it? because i had year old blogs with only two freaking posts. oh well. its in the past. anyway, like i said, this is the longest blog i ever had.

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yay. its the holidays. again. well, not really, its just the weekend. but theres no school on friday(yay). BECAUSE OF GOOD FRIDAY. a friday that is good.

but thats not the point(in this post). the point is...my chinese teacher is finally giving 'group points'. example. LETS JUST SAY, for the sake of argument, that this happens.

i answer a question, with a wrong answer. then, my team and/or group, loses a point. OR. if i answer a question, WHICH IS A CORRECT ANSWER, my team and/or group, then, gains a point.

and like all group point challenges, someone(could be me(or not)) is losing, and someone is in the lead. and, the person who is losing, happens to be me. crap. which sucks because 78% of the class best scorer-er-ers. are in the other group. which seems to happen to me every year. i don't know why.

so, the only chance of winning is...you will know next time(in points. part 2). BLAH!

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Sex Ed

well, i hope you guess this time...i went for sex ed today. i was sexy. hehe. anyway, i just have to say one thing. i sucked(thats two things, but heh). they(classmates) laughed at EVERYTHING. sex. BOOM. laughter. dick. BOOM. more laughter. biatches.

well, whats funny is, that when the sexy people(heha) talked about 'WET DREAMS', complete silence. just quiet-ness. it was the most peaceful f**king 26 seconds of my life. well, not really, BUT ALMOST. i think its because they didn't know what it was. heh.

thats about all i have to say.

P.S. i have a description now. if you didn't notice.

the holidays ARE over

oh sweet flamingo crap! i haven't post in a long time. i been waiting sooo long to say that. anyway, like the title says...i have fake teeth.

fine. the holidays are over. more studying. sad face. well, on the better-ish side, i finally have NO affairs with returning books late. which i actually don't in the first place. so, nothing is really that different. sad world.

well, this post is sure very boring. so, i got something to fix that.

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holidays are almost over...

oh f**k. i got only two more days of fun endless non-stop playing. but its not all bad(im lying, its all bad). oh god. im lying in brackets now. thats so gay. haha(thats not funny). not again.

i don't think army of two is gonna be fun to play. oh no. im going mad. shit.

the 'library'

well, i hope you guessed. i did go to the so called 'library'. and, NO, not to STUDY. if thats what your thinking of. i actually AMAZINGLY went there to actually 'borrow' books. AMAZING, huh?

so, like i said, i went there to borrow books, NOT to study. well, it was the first time i felt like i was actually really ready for...THE ADULT SECTION. which, when i got there, i saw the freaking weird-est sick books EVER. i saw a book called PUNISHMENT AND REHABILITION. then, it got worse. i saw a books called HOW TO MAKE AND USE A ATOMIC BOMB, HOW TO GET ANGRY SEX and HOW TO KILL. is the f**kin' library trying to kill someone? i the library trying to ENFORCE the 'return books on time' rule? wtf?!

new 'suck-ish' phone

yay! im up and running again! if you didn't know, my internet has been down for the past 6 to 7 hours. which sucked. so, i was playin some rainbow six and halo 2. OK! back to the story.

my phone got f**ked. yup. it got wet(in the freakin' washing machine(CRAP THAT)). ACUALLY it was mostly my own fault. yes. ADMITTING. yes, im working on it.

so, i spent hours(minutes(im exaggerating)) drying it. then, after all that work(no work at all), it was still broken or soaked(choose).

so, i got a new phone, my old phone with almost a years worth of good pictures - is GONE. long story short, i now have a Sony Ericsson J100i. WITH NO CAMERA. at least i have a phone.

Gallrdo

blah. i finally know how to do vectors. so, i got this.



P.S. this is a very very short post.

IT show 2008

READ THE TITLE. yup. i went to the IT show 2008. and like almost always, i can't post in the same day because i come(wow this joke is getting old) back too late. i actually went there for Halo 1 but they ran out of stock or something(kinda obvious).

SO, i bought Rainbow Six. by the way, i still have a XBOX. NOT XBOX 360. just had to point that out. oh yea, sorry i got-s no pictures...again. heh.

projects

well, ive been kinda bored the past few days. and mostly its because of the school holidays. so, ive did a few projects so far. vectors, outlines and inks. so here they are.

and i know their very soppy. and i know its looks like crap. and very little work has been put into it.

Rainbow Corn

ok, i don't really know how to start this post. so, i think I'll just start like this. Yay! it's the March holidays! no more sleeping early! no more studying(double yay)!

oh yea. i started rainbow corn today. in was ok i guess. wait. no. it was not ok. we had to pick the weeds of the pots! wait, 'WE' it wasn't 'WE' it was more of like 'ME'! they were freakin' sitting around, dammit! every single damn green spec!

i also must say, the roof top is pretty cool. but VERY HOT. it was boiling! my teacher asked us to SIT ON THE GROUND. HOW. WHY. why would he do such a thing! then we had to plant the seeds. i don't think i should even start. but, above all, it was pretty fun.

Toyota Supra

well, i can't really explain this. but i will. try. first, the white blank smoke space is smoke. from the exhaust. you know. smoke. fumes. that sorta' thing.

OK. second, i did get the picture from a game. thats why in the blank space(THE SMOKE) are weird lookin' trees(their palm trees(if you are that dumb(no offence))).

thats basically every thing to say about this. by the way, im usin' bmp flies for these. which i didn't use for the dice pictures. thats why they screwed up. i think.

Mazda RX-8

i'm hungry. again. most likely it's because it's almost dinner time. or that i'm just strangely hungry for some reason. OK. back to the point. i got laid. ok fine. enough foolin' around.

i was actually trying to do a vector. then i came(not again...) across the mighty pen tool. then this appeared. bitched. oh well, enjoy.

I DID NOT JUST TAKE THE PICTURE AND TAKE OUT THE COLOUR! TRY CLICKIN ON IT!

picture problem

oh crap. i think i screwed up in my last post. i somehow can't see my pictures. o well. i'm too lazy to fix it. i guess i just have to live with it. that means you READERS. short post. nothing else to write about. flowers.

Jumper...and dice

ok, first thing first. i didn't get to post yesterday because, yes, i went to watch Jumper(the movie). i guess Jumper was nice. and it's not what your thinking. i have no pictures, NOT because i was some how a camera man in the cinema. NO. by the way, if you really really want pictures, then go to flaming wet sponge. we went to see it together. NOT THAT WE'RE GAY.

i have nothing much to say about Jumper though. good movie. ummm...oh yea. i got another car magazine. Wheels(i think). also nothing really to write about. i also got a new dice for my dice collection. please don't call me a nerd for this.

just some pictures of my dice collection(yup i got pictures for this).

sorry it's a little blur-ish. and also sorry the yellow dice is too white to see. you can see the yellow dice in other pictures too. the two dice on top are special ones. and for all you nerds out there(no offense), please don't laugh at me for how little dice i have(i have more).