Clean-up crew

Like I said in another post, I went to Primary 5 camp recently. And like all camps, we had to sweep. We went right outside dormitory's E and F there were, yes, brooms. And dustpans. When they told us to go get our brooms it was like war. Every single one of us wanted to get the GOOD, SAND sweeping ones. The rest where things with hair at the end. Why would they even have brooms that can't sweep?! It's like it was licked by sailors! WTF is up with that?! Not that sailors can't lick or anything, it's just that those where just GAH! Ok, back to the story. I just reached into the chaos and got a broom. No, a SHIT. It's was f**k ass. Soon, I was over. I wonder what diabolic plans they had in store for me. Haha. This is like a action movie.