Science Project

I have one weird Science teacher. Although your probably thinking, "who doesn't?" I got a science project the other day, and he told us to point at the moon. WTF?! He wanted to see what where the chances of us getting a cut behind the ear. What if I come to school the next day with a bandage, and when I get to class, everybody's wearin' bandages. And then my classmate asks me: "You too?". That would just suck. Or even better, if I come to school, and no one esle came because they got frost bite. What are the chances of that?!